Advice quotes:
Don't underestimate the knowledge of stupid people.
I don't have a cow, so I don't need your bull!
In the beginning there was nothing, then God said let there be light and there was still nothing
but you could see it.
~ Remember when someone annoys you that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to bitch slap that mother
f*@^*&~
If it's a good idea, go ahead and do it. It's much easier to apologize then it is to get permission.
Success comes before work...only in the dictionary.
People are gunna talk about you, especially when they envy the life you live. Let them...
u affected their lives...they ddin't affect yours.
~Just think if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off~
The only fool bigger than the one who thinks he knows it all is the one who argues with him.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't!
Listen closely to your enemies.... they tell you your faults.
When you're arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing.
God said, "Let lightning come forth!" and it came fifth.
Either face the music or turn off the radio
